Boxing Barbie

By: 80smoviemama (View Profile)

Does anyone remember a movie called Boxing Helena with Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) and that strange actor who looks like Sting? He is surgeon and obsessed with her so he does what any smitten guy would do-he cuts off her arms and legs. At first, she is really mean to him (go figure) but then she kind of falls in love with him. Anyone? Maybe I’m the only who saw it. 

You are probably wondering where I’m going with this.

Well, I wanted to share the gruesome discovery I made while cleaning my daughter’s bathroom today. If you’re at all squeamish you might not want to look. Oh, go ahead. It’ll be okay. I promise.

Should I be worried? Keep in mind she’s four. Maybe she’ll be a surgeon? Or a pyschopath? It could go either way at this point. I’ll let you know.

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