Please Don’t Squeeze the Charmin
If Mr. Whipple were alive today, I have a feeling he’d be That Man—you know, the creepy guy on the company’s Human Resources watch list. He was just a little too interested in squeezing the Charmin.
Here’s to Good Friends, Tonight is Kinda Special
So special that we’re going to order an unchewable skirt steak and this cheap American-made beer masquerading under the German name of Lowenbrau. Sweet!
I’m a WOMAN!
“I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan. And never, never, never let you forget you’re a man. ‘Cause I'm a WOMAN!” I think that about sums it up. Two snaps and a neck twitch with attitude for the forward-thinking women of Enjoli. You go, ladies.
