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e-harmony

By: The Nightwolf (View Profile)

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e-harmony at best can be described as a scam. Refunds forget it, just don't add to there bank account. Bottom line is $$$$$.

If you are a short (5'4"), older male, expect: 1) Replies from women at least 5'9'' and taller. Shows how close e-harmony reads profiles. 2) Age wise, expect replies to be from women 20+ years younger or at least 10 years older. Again confirming their proof readers inabilities. 3) If you smoke and/or drink expect non-smokers and drinkers to reply. Ahhh, more good matching by e-harmony. 4) You specify you are caucasian and prefer caucasian, and maybe consider, Spanish or Itialian. Yelp you guessed it ....!!! More e-harmony mismatch. 5) You are Baptist, again muslim mismatch. 

This just begans to scratch the surface of how little your profile means to e-harmony.....profile, whats that? How you look from the side or rear???? Sports, entertainment, hobbies, dancing, etc. Odds are probably 8-5 they won't be compatible either. The odds of meeting Mr. or Ms. right at a class reunion, the grocery store or church are 10 to 1 better than finding them on e-harmony.

What then does e-harmoney do, well they make money at your expence, and if e-harmony was to hit 1 match in 10,000 tries; even dumb luck works sometimes!!!!!!!

The NightWolf

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posted: 10.30.2008
Nikki Maxwell
one comment: you prefer caucasion...and maybe will consider italian or spansih. maybe they were trying to get you to be more open to being with relationships with other races and ethnicities so that you can do what you wanted out of it to begin with..to find love regardless of the person's race or height. although, why a self-proclaimed christian business would even ask questions about what race you prefer to be with in the first place is ridiculous and rather insulting..
posted: 09.16.2008
Tom
I'm not surprised with Mr. Rogers' Grandpa narrating the ads. But then again, maybe the screen name "Nightwolf" is an explanation in itself.
posted: 09.16.2008
Melissa
I have to disagree...I met my current boyfriend through EHarmony and we have been dating for over a year now. We talked online for a few months before meeting in Sept 2007. When we met it was like we had known each other our whole lives. Except that we would have NEVER met if it wasn't for EH. I think it all boils down to this...somethings work, some don't. Life is about taking chances and doing what you think will work for you. Good luck everyone!
posted: 09.11.2008
Candice Gardner
I have to say I disagree. I met the most amazing man who I met a year ago. We have a long distance relationship (because I am in the Navy) and it couldn't be any better. I happened to go on e-harmony after talking with a few friends who had great success.
posted: 09.07.2008
paula short
I'm there with so many of you! Tried the service for three months.....I'd say E-ha-hah Harmony.......Glad a friend had a trial offer (3 months for the price of one) because it wasn't even worth one month!! I'd of had better matches going on a vacation!!!!!!
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